Not gonna get much sleep tonight.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
So many people on Facebook complaining about not going anywhere for spring break, or not going where they want to.
I’m all “I don’t have money for food.”